Hey, what’s up?
I’ve been struggling with anything to say since I took the GRE. I’ve been kind of brain dead, fried, busier at work, and basically kind of just focused on stupid things, like the idea of a cute Batman.
No, not like how dreamy Christian Bale is, or how totally adorbs Adam West was in his prime. No, like, CUTE BATMAN.
Like, what if Batman became Batman not because he fell into a pit and was terrified by bats, but because he thought they were sweet and adorable and misunderstood?
What if Batman was a misunderstood orphan boy who wore footie pajamas and ate fruit and saved bats that needed to be nursed back to health?
I mean, LOOK AT THAT FACE.
Cute batman in a fleece sweater, running around at night, looking for bats with broken wings.
Cute batman, educating the world about how freakin’ adorable bats can be.
TL;DR: I am braindead and bats are cute.