future dogs

Hi, I love dogs. I always have. I’m not sure why.

OH WAIT NO, I TOTALLY DO KNOW WHY.

It’s because they are hilarious.

Stupid.

Silly.

Cool.

And by personality, they typically love you.

I have spent most of my childhood and adult life daydreaming about the dogs I am going to own and what I am going to name them. Now, I know, I know, once you are presented with a living, breathing animal, names and intentions and personalities tend to throw all expectations out the window. But seriously, a girl can dream, right?


(photo by Chris Mallon)

If I ever bring home a Great Pyrenees, I’m naming him Aslan.
Or, possibly, a variation of ‘Tiny’.


(photo by boushh2187)

If I ever bring home some Mastiffs, I’m naming them Romeo and Juliet, because why not and also LOOK AT THOSE FACES OMG.


(photo by 5of7)

If I ever bring home a Great Dane, he’s being named Ferdinand (as in Ferdinand the Bull).

My list of dogs and names can go on and on and on and on, but the most important one to me, is my future pal:


(photo by Rayya the Vet)

Y’all, I really love Bull Terriers. I love their cocked ears and giant noses and silly eyes. I dearly await one day having a white-furred bully buddy of my own. My favorite name for a bull terrier is probably Gus-Gus. So cute! We would go on walks and he’d dig in the dirt and I’d constantly have to pull white hairs off of all of my black clothes, but man, someday, I will, and it will be great.

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2 thoughts on “future dogs

  1. I used to love dogs. Dearly. I always wanted them and owed a few since making my way out into the world. However all situations ended poorly and having to say goodbye to my American Akita due to medical complications, broke my heart. I was already starting to make me rethink having a canine companion. Now to top it off my roommates dog may very well have killed my love for dogs altogether. Seeing this reminded me that not all dogs are a terrible, unsocialized, aggressive, furry hair factory, that destroys things. They can be cute, sweet and funny. The dog who spooked himself with the reappearing ball is too much. I laughed for a good 15 minuets and could not take my eyes away. Their stupidity makes them charming.

    Thanks for reminding me that I don’t actually hate dogs.

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